Q: Why are mice so nice?
A: See the following table to compare the mouse with weasels and other household pets.
|
Mouse |
Weasel |
Cat |
Dog |
Cockroach |
|
| Cute and Cuddly | yes | yes | no | no | no |
| Deadly | no | yes | yes | yes | no |
| Intelligent | yes | maybe | no | no | no |
| Rhymes with "house" | yes | no | no | no | no |
| Able to fit in your pocket | yes | maybe | no | no | yes |
| Able to withstand nuclear war | yes | no | no | no | yes |